samantha. 22 years old. professional tattoo artist in southern indiana. expecting baby #1 in feb.
Stuff I like (all)
- “When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse,...”
- “Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in...”
But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!
"He’s going to touch me…